Your name is RUSSIA, or alternately, IVAN BRAGINSKI. You have an odd, childish air about you, that combined with your large build, really intimidates people. But first impressions sometimes lie. You're really a nice dude! You enjoy the simple, innocent, things, like VODKA and beating people to a pulp. WAIT, forget I said that. There are a few SUNFLOWERS around, but they're shriveled and dead. You wish you lived in a place where they wouldn't die.
One of your other INTERESTS is tinkering with mechanical devices. You've pulled off some PRETTY IMPRESSIVE STUNTS with your gadgets. Then there's tinkering with the emotions of others. You often use your MAGICAL STICK to help coerce them to your way of thinking. Or you could sit there knitting or cooking. Nobody HAS to do what you say.
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Don't take this account as a serious representation of Russia, it's just a bastardization of a bastardization.